Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Here is an Appalachian version of \ | management's answer to those who are | | concerned with the fate of the project: | | "Don't worry about the mule. Just load | | the wagon." | | | \ -- Mike Dennison's hillbilly uncle / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;