Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Then there was the ScoutMaster who got \ | a fantastic deal on this case of Tates | | brand compasses for his troup; only | | $1.25 each! Only problem was, when they | | got them out in the woods, the | | compasses were all stuck pointing to | | the "W" on the dial. | | | | Moral: | | | \ He who has a Tates is lost! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;