Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Unfortunately, most programmers like to \ | play with new toys. I have many friends | | who, immediately upon buying a | | snakebite kit, would be tempted to | | throw the first person they see to the | | ground, tie the tourniquet on him, | | slash him with the knife, and apply | | suction to the wound. | | | \ -- Jon Bentley / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;