Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / As usual, I'm overstating the case to \ | knock a few neurons loose, but the | | truth is usually somewhere in the | | muddle, uh, middle. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199702111639.IAA28425@wall.org> / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;