Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than \ | he can exist without breathing. | | | | -- Kirk, "The Menagerie", stardate | \ 3012.4 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;