Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "I distrust a close-mouthed man. He \ | generally picks the wrong time to talk | | and says the wrong things. Talking's | | something you can't do judiciously, | | unless you keep in practice. Now, sir, | | we'll talk if you like. I'll tell you | | right out, I'm a man who likes talking | | to a man who likes to talk." | | | | -- Sidney Greenstreet, _The Maltese | \ Falcon_ / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;