Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "There was a vague, unpleasant \ | manginess about his appearence; he | | somehow seemed dirty, though a close | | glance showed him as carefully shaven | | as an actor, and clad in immaculate | | linen." | | | | -- H. L. Mencken, on the death of | \ William Jennings Bryan / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;