Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Well, I'm INVISIBLE AGAIN ... I might \ | as well pay a visit to the LADIES ROOM | \ ... / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;