Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I've seen people with new children \ | before, they go from ultra happy to | | looking like something out of a zombie | | film in about a week. | | | | -- Alan Cox about Linus after his 2nd | \ daughter / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;