Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Al didn't smile for forty years. You've \ | got to admire a man like that. | | | \ -- from "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;