Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I think there's a world market for \ | about five computers. | | | | -- attr. Thomas J. Watson (Chairman of | \ the Board, IBM), 1943 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;