Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Never explain. Your friends do not need \ | it and your enemies will never believe | | you anyway. | | | \ -- Elbert Hubbard / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;