Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / For my son, Robert, this is proving to \ | be the high-point of his entire life to | | date. He has had his pajamas on for | | two, maybe three days now. He has the | | sense of joyful independence a | | 5-year-old child gets when he suddenly | | realizes that he could be operating an | | acetylene torch in the coat closet and | | neither parent [because of the flu] | | would have the strength to object. He | | has been foraging for his own food, | | which means his diet consists entirely | | of "food" substances which are | | advertised only on Saturday-morning | | cartoon shows; substances that are the | | color of jukebox lights and that, for | | legal reasons, have their names spelled | | wrong, as in New Creemy Chok-'n'-Cheez | | Lumps o' Froot ("part of this complete | | breakfast"). | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "Molecular Homicide" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;