Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Innovation has nothing to do with how \ | many R&D dollars you have. When Apple | | came up with the Mac, IBM was spending | | at least 100 times more on R&D. It's | | not about money. It's about the people | | you have, how you're led, and how much | | you get it. | | | \ -- Steve Jobs (1955-2011) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;