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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ As many of you know, I am taking a      \
| class here at UNC on Personality. One   |
| of the tests to determine personality   |
| in our book was so incredibly useful    |
| and interesting, I just had to share    |
| it.                                     |
|                                         |
| Answer each of the following items      |
| "true" or "false"                       |
|                                         |
| 1. I think beavers work too hard.       |
|                                         |
| 2. I use shoe polish to excess.         |
|                                         |
| 3. God is love.                         |
|                                         |
| 4. I like mannish children.             |
|                                         |
| 5. I have always been diturbed by the   |
| sight of Lincoln's ears.                |
|                                         |
| 6. I always let people get ahead of me  |
| at swimming pools.                      |
|                                         |
| 7. Most of the time I go to sleep       |
| without saying goodbye.                 |
|                                         |
| 8. I am not afraid of picking up door   |
| knobs.                                  |
|                                         |
| 9. I believe I smell as good as most    |
| people. 10. Frantic screams make me     |
| nervous. 11. It's hard for me to say    |
| the right thing when I find myself in a |
| room                                    |
|                                         |
| full of mice. 12. I would never tell my |
| nickname in a crisis. 13. A wide        |
| necktie is a sign of disease. 14. As a  |
| child I was deprived of licorice. 15. I |
| would never shake hands with a          |
| gardener. 16. My eyes are always cold.  |
| 17. Cousins are not to be trusted. 18.  |
| When I look down from a high spot, I    |
| want to spit. 19. I am never startled   |
| by a fish. 20. I have never gone to     |
\ pieces over the weekend.                /
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        \   ^__^
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;