Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / As many of you know, I am taking a \ | class here at UNC on Personality. One | | of the tests to determine personality | | in our book was so incredibly useful | | and interesting, I just had to share | | it. | | | | Answer each of the following items | | "true" or "false" | | | | 1. I think beavers work too hard. | | | | 2. I use shoe polish to excess. | | | | 3. God is love. | | | | 4. I like mannish children. | | | | 5. I have always been diturbed by the | | sight of Lincoln's ears. | | | | 6. I always let people get ahead of me | | at swimming pools. | | | | 7. Most of the time I go to sleep | | without saying goodbye. | | | | 8. I am not afraid of picking up door | | knobs. | | | | 9. I believe I smell as good as most | | people. 10. Frantic screams make me | | nervous. 11. It's hard for me to say | | the right thing when I find myself in a | | room | | | | full of mice. 12. I would never tell my | | nickname in a crisis. 13. A wide | | necktie is a sign of disease. 14. As a | | child I was deprived of licorice. 15. I | | would never shake hands with a | | gardener. 16. My eyes are always cold. | | 17. Cousins are not to be trusted. 18. | | When I look down from a high spot, I | | want to spit. 19. I am never startled | | by a fish. 20. I have never gone to | \ pieces over the weekend. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;