Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Speak roughly to your little VAX, \ | | | And boot it when it crashes; It knows | | that one cannot relax | | | | Because the paging thrashes! | | | | Wow! Wow! Wow! | | | | I speak severely to my VAX, | | | | And boot it when it crashes; In spite | | of all my favorite hacks | | | | My jobs it always thrashes! | | | \ Wow! Wow! Wow! / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;