Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /Yeah, well that's why it's \ | numbered 2.3.1... it's for those of us | | | \ who miss NT-like uptimes / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;