Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'm often asked the question, "Do you \ | think there is extraterrestrial | | intelli- gence?" I give the standard | | arguments -- there are a lot of places | | out there, and use the word *billions*, | | and so on. And then I say it would be | | astonishing to me if there weren't | | extraterrestrial intelligence, but of | | course there is as yet no compelling | | evidence for it. And then I'm asked, | | "Yeah, but what do you really think?" I | | say, "I just told you what I really | | think." "Yeah, but what's your gut | | feeling?" But I try not to think with | | my gut. Really, it's okay to reserve | | judgment until the evidence is in. | | | \ -- Carl Sagan / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;