Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ /the majority of windoze \ | artists do not have the ability to | | | | save xpm LordHavoc: They | \ don't have notepad? *G,D&R* / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;