Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I have a hobby. I have the world's \ | largest collection of sea shells. I | | keep it scattered on beaches all over | | the world. Maybe you've seen some of | | it. | | | \ -- Steven Wright / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;