Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I've always made it a solemn practice \ | to never drink anything stronger than | | tequila before breakfast. | | | \ -- R. Nesson / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;