Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite \ | UNIX commands! | | | | Try: | | | | [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? (C shell) | | | | ^How did the^sex change operation go? | | (C shell) | | | | "How would you rate BSD vs. System V? | | | | %blow (C shell) | | | | 'thou shalt not mow thy grass at 8am' | | (C shell) | | | | got a light? (C shell) | | | | !!:Say, what do you think of margarine? | | (C shell) | | | | PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense | | (Bourne shell) | | | | make love | | | | make "the perfect dry martini" | | | | man -kisses dog (anything up to 4.3BSD) | | | | i=Hoffa ; >$i; $i; rm $i; rm $i (Bourne | \ shell) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;