Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A Severe Strain on the Credulity \ | | | As a method of sending a missile to the | | higher, and even to the highest parts | | of the earth's atmospheric envelope, | | Professor Goddard's rocket is a | | practicable and therefore promising | | device. It is when one considers the | | multiple-charge rocket as a traveler to | | the moon that one begins to doubt... | | for after the rocket quits our air and | | really starts on its journey, its | | flight would be neither accelerated nor | | maintained by the explosion of the | | charges it then might have left. | | Professor Goddard, with his "chair" in | | Clark College and countenancing of the | | Smithsonian Institution, does not know | | the relation of action to re-action, | | and of the need to have something | | better than a vacuum against which to | | react... Of course he only seems to | | lack the knowledge ladled out daily in | | high schools. | | | \ -- New York Times Editorial, 1920 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;