Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nothing, nothing, nothing, no error, no \ | crime is so absolutely repugnant to God | | as everything which is official; and | | why? because the official is so | | impersonal and therefore the deepest | | insult which can be offered to a | | personality. | | | \ -- Soren Kierkegaard / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;