Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Margaret, are you grieving Over \ | Goldengrove unleaving? Leaves, like the | | things of man, You, with your fresh | | thoughts Care for, can you? Ah! as the | | heart grows older It will come to such | | sights colder By and by, nor spare a | | sigh Though worlds of wanwood leafmeal | | lie And yet you will weep and know why. | | Now no matter, child, the name Sorrow's | | springs are the same: It is the blight | | man was born for, It is Margaret you | | mourn for. | | | \ -- Gerard Manley Hopkins. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;