Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "When people are least sure, they are \ | often most dogmatic." | | | \ -- John Kenneth Galbraith / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;