Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Just to remind everyone. Today, Sept \ | 17, is Linux's 5th birthday. So happy | | birthday to all on the list. Thanks go | | out to Linus and all the other | | hard-working maintainers for 5 | | wonderful fast paced years! | | | | -- William E. Roadcap | \/ ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;