Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / What excuses stand in your way? How can \ | you eliminate them? | | | \ -- Roger von Oech / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;