Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled \ | closer to the CLAM DIP with the BROKEN | \ PLASTIC FORKS in it!! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;