Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The more I want to get something done, \ | the less I call it work. | | | \ -- Richard Bach, "Illusions" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;