Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Reception area, n.: \ | | | The purgatory where office visitors are | | condemned to spend | | | | innumerable hours reading dog-eared | | back issues of trade | | | | magazines like Modern Plastics, Chain | | Saw Age, and Chicken World, | | | | while the receptionist blithely reads | | her own trade magazine -- | | | \ Cosmopolitan. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;