Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Mummy dust to make me old; To shroud my \ | clothes, the black of night; To age my | | voice, an old hag's cackle; To whiten | | my hair, a scream of fright; A blast of | | wind to fan my hate; A thunderbolt to | | mix it well -- Now begin thy magic | | spell! | | | \ -- Walter Disney, "Snow White" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;