Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "You've got to think about tomorrow!" \ | | | "TOMORROW! I haven't even prepared for | \ *_________yesterday* yet!" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;