Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Psychiatry enables us to correct our \ | faults by confessing our parents' | | shortcomings. | | | | -- Laurence J. Peter, "Peter's | \ Principles" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;