Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a \ | misfortune to be fatherless; and | | considering the general run of sons, as | | seldom a misfortune to be childless. | | | | The only solid and lasting peace | | between a man and his wife is, | | doubtless, a separation. | | | | -- Lord Chesterfield, letter to his | \ son, 1763 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;