Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Somewhere", said Father Vittorini, \ | "did Blake not speak of the Machineries | | of Joy? That is, did not God promote | | environments, then intimidate these | | Natures by provoking the existence of | | flesh, toy men and women, such as are | | we all? And thus happily sent forth, at | | our best, with good grace and fine wit, | | on calm noons, in fair climes, are we | | not God's Machineries of Joy?" | | | | "If Blake said that", said Father | | Brian, "he never lived in Dublin." | | | | -- R. Bradbury, "The Machineries of | \ Joy" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;