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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The Commandments of the EE:             \
|                                         |
| (1) Beware of lightning that lurketh in |
| an uncharged condenser                  |
|                                         |
| lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy   |
| buttocks in a most                      |
|                                         |
| embarrassing manner. (2) Cause thou the |
| switch that supplieth large quantities  |
| of juice to                             |
|                                         |
| be opened and thusly tagged, that thy   |
| days may be long in this                |
|                                         |
| earthly vale of tears. (3) Prove to     |
| thyself that all circuits that          |
| radiateth, and upon                     |
|                                         |
| which the worketh, are grounded and     |
| thusly tagged lest they lift            |
|                                         |
| thee to a radio frequency potential and |
| causeth thee to make like               |
|                                         |
| a radiator too. (4) Tarry thou not      |
| amongst these fools that engage in      |
| intentional                             |
|                                         |
| shocks for they are not long for this   |
| world and are surely                    |
|                                         |
\ unbelievers.                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;