Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Commandments of the EE: \ | | | (1) Beware of lightning that lurketh in | | an uncharged condenser | | | | lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy | | buttocks in a most | | | | embarrassing manner. (2) Cause thou the | | switch that supplieth large quantities | | of juice to | | | | be opened and thusly tagged, that thy | | days may be long in this | | | | earthly vale of tears. (3) Prove to | | thyself that all circuits that | | radiateth, and upon | | | | which the worketh, are grounded and | | thusly tagged lest they lift | | | | thee to a radio frequency potential and | | causeth thee to make like | | | | a radiator too. (4) Tarry thou not | | amongst these fools that engage in | | intentional | | | | shocks for they are not long for this | | world and are surely | | | \ unbelievers. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;