Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / But it's real. And if it's real it can \ | be affected ... we may not be able to | | break it, but, I'll bet you credits to | | Navy Beans we can put a dent in it. | | | \ -- deSalle, "Catspaw", stardate 3018.2 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;