Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The trouble with telling a good story \ | is that it invariably reminds the other | | fellow of a dull one. | | | \ -- Sid Caesar / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;