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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _______________________________________
/ Law of Selective Gravity:             \
|                                       |
| An object will fall so as to do the   |
| most damage.                          |
|                                       |
| Jenning's Corollary:                  |
|                                       |
| The chance of the bread falling with  |
| the buttered side                     |
|                                       |
| down is directly proportional to the  |
| cost of the carpet.                   |
|                                       |
| Law of the Perversity of Nature:      |
|                                       |
| You cannot determine beforehand which |
\ side of the bread to butter.          /
 ---------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;