Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You got to be very careful if you don't \ | know where you're going, because you | | might not get there. | | | \ -- Yogi Berra / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;