Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Beifeld's Principle: \ | | | The probability of a young man meeting | | a desirable and receptive | | | | young female increases by pyramidical | | progression when he | | | | is already in the company of (1) a | | date, (2) his wife, (3) a | | | | better-looking and richer male friend. | | | \ -- R. Beifeld / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;