Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / /* \ | | | * Oops. The kernel tried to access some | | bad page. We'll have to | | | | * terminate things with extreme | | prejudice. */ die_if_kernel("Oops", | | regs, error_code); (From | \ linux/arch/i386/mm/fault.c) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;