Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / You can have peace. Or you can have \ | freedom. Don't ever count on having | | both at once. | | | \ -- Lazarus Long / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;