Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The little town that time forgot, Where \ | all the women are strong, The men are | | good-looking, And the children | | above-average. | | | \ -- Prairie Home Companion / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;