Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Unix Express: All passenger bring a \ | piece of the aeroplane and a box of | | tools with them to the airport. They | | gather on the tarmac, arguing | | constantly about what kind of plane | | they want to build and how to put it | | together. Eventually, the passengers | | split into groups and build several | | different aircraft, but give them all | | the same name. Some passengers actually | | reach their destinations. All | \ passengers believe they got there. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;