Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to \ | borrow his donkey. "It is out on loan," | | the teacher replied. At that moment, | | the donkey brayed loudly inside the | | stable. "But I can hear it bray, over | | there." "Whom do you believe," asked | \ Nasrudin, "me or a donkey?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;