Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Q: What do you call the money you pay \ | to the government when | | | | you ride into the country on the back | \ of an elephant? A: A howdah duty. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;