Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / My mother once said to me, "Elwood," \ | (she always called me Elwood) "Elwood, | | in this world you must be oh so smart | | or oh so pleasant." For years I tried | | smart. I recommend pleasant. | | | \ -- Elwood P. Dowde, "Harvey" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;