Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You don't have to wait--you can have it \ | in 5.004_54 or so. :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710221740.KAA24455@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;